Good Gravy

I am Kelley, and I am so silly.
22, supremely gorgeous, Creative Writing student and a brother of Kappa Kappa Psi at the University of South Florida. You're about to witness a lot of Sylvia Plath & Virginia Woolf worship, along with a little bit of feminist self-glorification whisked together at a moderate speed .

my face

Normal girl to guy: you so yum and cute c:

Me: and then there was this girl named Kaylee who I went to elementary and high school with - we had two middle schools so she went to a different one - and she could unhinge her jaw wide enough to fit an entire fucking apple in her mouth so everyone called her “Velociraptor” but I mean really velociraptors were only about two to three feet tall and kind of resembled chickens so that doesn’t make much sense now that I look back on it ‘cus that is definitely more like a rattlesnake or something just you know swallowing a whole mouse and because they unlock their jaws too I think but yeah that was a weird trick for someone to do as a child but now it’d be like a pornstar-worthy sort of like “adult-party” kind of trick but how does a kid even learn that their body is capable of doing something like that you know I dunno I think it was because she was a Mormon.