July 2012
112 posts
I Don't Want To Be A Feminist Anymore
Just for today, at least. I just want to enjoy the same stupid jokes as everyone else without being offended by everything. Maybe I need to be less uptight is the problem. It’s just so annoying seeing discrimination fucking everywhere and then I get annoyed at myself and I feel like other people are becoming annoyed with me, too. I need my attitude and perspective to just lighten up already.
“Listen, dumbass. I’m gonna let you in on a secret that most guys don’t even have a clue about. Right? You ready? Women love words. You need to tell her how you feel. Just say it. Say it again. Say it differently. Learn how say it better. Learn how to sing it. You know,… Write it in a poem, or a letter attached to flowers. Carve it on a tree, on the side walk with cement. Tattoo it on your arm. Just tell her the truth. Tell her anything and everything you want.”
—Mrs. McCall (via sen-na)
WHY NO >:( I'M GETTING HIM ON MY KNEE CAUSE I'M THE BEES KNEES
That’s actually really cute, I am just COMPLETELY DEATHLY AFRAID OF ALL KINDS OF BEES so please don’t make them too life-likeeeee!
I realize this is an irrational fear, I’ve been working at getting over it since I was like eighteen. Those little fuckers have reduced me to tears way too many times in my twenty-one years life. NEVER AGAIN, YOU HEAR?!? NEVER A-FUCKIN’-GAIN!
- Person: Theatre is stupid
- Person: Musicals are gay
- Me:
- Person:
- Me:
- Police: So can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
