Just for today, at least. I just want to enjoy the same stupid jokes as everyone else without being offended by everything. Maybe I need to be less uptight is the problem. It’s just so annoying seeing discrimination fucking everywhere and then I get annoyed at myself and I feel like other people are becoming annoyed with me, too. I need my attitude and perspective to just lighten up already.
That’s actually really cute, I am just COMPLETELY DEATHLY AFRAID OF ALL KINDS OF BEES so please don’t make them too life-likeeeee!
I realize this is an irrational fear, I’ve been working at getting over it since I was like eighteen. Those little fuckers have reduced me to tears way too many times in my twenty-one years life. NEVER AGAIN, YOU HEAR?!? NEVER A-FUCKIN’-GAIN!
- Person: Theatre is stupid
- Person: Musicals are gay
- Police: So can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!